I have them.
Because I conjured someone out of thin air.
Someone whom I haven’t seen in a long time.
Not even through some innocent internet stalking when I’m bored. (Don’t judge…it’s only maybe once or twice a year…)
But, I talk about him and Emmy…
Think about that for the first time in forever…
He’s showing up on my freakin’ “people you might know” thingamabob on fb.
WHAT the heck????
Seriously, if I’m going to be gifted with powers like that, why can’t it be that I talk about money and POOF: a huge pile of it appears so that I can go do my Christmas shopping?