Things I Can't Say
Tips and Tales from an Introverted Mom
April 13, 2010 by: Shell
I love the third one…it's never too early to teach dinner etiquette!
Oh, and I think it may be acceptable to pee off the third floor deck if they can water your plants at the same time…multi-tasking!
I've been like a broken record myself lately – mostly with Z "Get your hands out of your pants!"
seriously. i just heard that on dirty jobs. if men are up really high–they feel the need to pee off of it. wth??
LOL, sounds like my Bubby is at your house, LMBO
"Don't put your hands on your brother like that!" is the phrase of the week, no, MONTH around here.
ice cream cone…interesting what they come up with..can't wait!! lol…going to check out the guest post now…
An ice cream cone!!!!! Hysterical!
Who would even WANT to eat at the dinner table with no underwear on? I don't know about you, but I would be kind of chilly on our kitchen chairs.
As always, thanks for the insight into what life with my little boy will be like a few years down the road.
Annette Kerr says
LOL Great post Shell! Cheered me up! Thanks.
I'm going to go check out your guest post in a mo, but first…
… I wanted to tell you that you've been tagged for not one, but TWO blog awards on my Mamma Kerr blog. You can claim your bloggy bling here:
The Mommyologist says
Never a dull moment with those boys! Mine loves showing off his butt too. What is up with that?
What is up with little boys?????!!!????
Just stopping by to say hello! Found your blog through Leanne at My Hips and My Home are Doublewide 🙂
Love this post! Too funny!
Do I HAVE to wear underwear at the dinner table? Really cramps my style….
I think I'm going to use the put your butt away thing….at work. I am SO tired of seeing crack. I see more crack on a daily basis than a proctologist!
Just stopping by to "meet" another mommy of 3 boys. I've never heard the ice cream cone one! I'm a broken record with "Get your hands out of your pants".
The Boob Nazi says
haha sounds like some good advice.
Boys love being naked. I don't get it!
Ice cream cone? That's too funny!
Just another day in life with boys, huh? LOL It's amazing the things that come out of my mouth. Like, No, I won't tickle your pee-pee. Stop asking. LOL
Jenn @ South of Sheridan says
aw, but mom why can't we pee off the deck? lmao!
These are hysterical! 🙂 I'm off to read your guest post.
No, I do not think your peepee is shaped like an ice cream cone.
I hope this gets said more often than once.
Ha! I love that last one!
Ice cream cone. Bwahahahahaha!
And underwear at the dinner table. Yes, I agree. Very important. 😀
What is it with boys and poop talk? I say the same thing to my oldest…"if you want to talk like that go to the bathroom and do it!" I think stinky and poopy are his favorite words…
We 2 Bee's says
LOL! That is so funny! We never think about the things we will have to say when you have boys! I find myself saying lots of those! "Leave your brother alone" ranks at the top! Thanks for the laugh!
My stepson refuses to wear underwear. I found them stuffed under his mattress last summer. I think I am going to ban him from swimming this year if he doesn't wear them!
Sara @ Domestically Challenged says
Yep, I do the same. Like "DON"T PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!" ahh…the joys of boys.
OMG these are Hilarious!!!!
Cold As Heaven says
I'm always swearing too much when I'm talking with my boys. Not because I'm angry … I blame it on Tourette. Anyway, they're used to it … and do the same >:)
Cold As Heaven
Semi-Slacker Mom says
Boys will be boys!!! 🙂
Boys will be boys! 🙂
Hair Bows & Guitar Picks says
Sad but true I have said most of these to my boys too 🙂
LOL those are hillarious and some of them very familiar 🙂 I loved your guest post too…..that's so true! Or you could say "Yes I know thankyou would you like to take one for awhile" 🙂
Get used to it. Boys play with their penises. Alot.
HOly Crap…that's hilarious! I wish I could be a fly on the wall at your house! Id laugh all day!
I love how you inserted a blurb about your guest post. 🙂 THANK you so much. YOur guest post has been really popular!
They're all the same, those little boys. I say the same dang things all day long. Going to check out your guest post 🙂
Hehe! These are hilarious–I laughed so hard at the pointer finger…haha!
And, therein, lies the reason I never wanted a boy baby!!
I don't think moms can understand boys at all! After all, all the big guys who have disgusting habits (too many to list)were once little boys with moms who tried to civilize the little guys but were spectacularly off the mark!!
Messy Mommy says
Boys. One time Otter had a friend over and I went outside to find them both peeing off our front porch! There was an old man walking by and he about crapped his pants.
LOL those are great! Gonna to read your guest post.
Hilarious! Reading funny things like this makes me want to have another baby (sick pregnancy be damned) on the off chance that we'd have a boy. They sound like so much fun!
Ha ha ha kids are the best!
Michelle Pixie says
Hahahahaha Life is interesting at your house!
The Blue Zoo says
OMGosh! Hilarious! Dont you just love the things we have to say as moms to boys??
Pants at dinner? Totally overrated!
And, hey, if they are peeing off the deck, then you don't have to worry about them peeing on the floor in your bathroom, right?
What's that, your hands are full? Sorry….couldn't resist.
Boys and their pee! My 2 year old just learned to make whirlies with his pee! Gasp!
I gave up on the underwear rule at the dinner table, long as they clorox wipe the chair afterwards I am okay! haha!
I am going to check out your post!
Ha, Those could be MINE! Just change brother to sister!!!
Sarah and the Gentlemen says
Leave your brother ALONE! is my most common one recently. Oh. And Keep your pants up!
Okay Peepee shaped like an ice cream cone! Bwhaha. thank goodness I had girls, I'm just not cool enough for boys:)
Oh, too funny! Especially love the underpants at the dinner table note!!!
CJ Sime says
This is in my top 5 posts of yours!
JDaniel4's Mom says
Stopping by from UBP! I enjoyed learning about you and visiting your site. Moms say the same thing over and over!
lmao. Ice cream cone … really?? Little boys crack me up.
I'm heading over…
Awesome post its today! I gave up on the underwear thing. My son went commando for about 2 years – he has finally started wearing boxer shorts again!
Still On The Verge says
Your list is seriously funny! I have four girls, so reading about boys is great!!
So that's what it is like to have boys – hilarious!
Hmmmm nudity problems….sounds like an interesting day!
Those all had me laughing my ass off!! Sad that they think their peepee is shaped like an ice cream cone!!!I can't wait for my second one…. you at least have some extremely entertaining posts and super funny stories!!
magically ordinary says
So funny! I think I have said the same things to my boys. Wait until you say "if you are going to play with your peepee, please don't do it in front of me."
LOL…These were hilarious!
Haha.. the joys of little boys.
That is hilarious! Why does talking to little boys always involve poo and pee?! However, it doesn't change even when they are grown men!
an ice cream cone huh? lol! too funny…out of the mouths of babes!
I tell my 2 year old daughter lately that she needs to put her butt away. She loves to have it out and show it off to people… I'm a bit concerned.
ROTFLMFAO That is HYSTERICAL!!! An ice cream cone…HA!! Haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl! 😉 Your kids sound like they're my kids…totally random and just too funny for words! Thank you SO much for this amazing post…and I hope you don't mind if I pirate it someday. LOL
Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) says
No Underpants=No Dinner??? What kind of Hell ship are you running!!😉 Happy Tuesday lady!
Simply Me says
Thanks so much for stoppin by my blog and you have a pretty fantastic blog yourself ..i love your post it notes .. i am sure the boys keep you quite busy and entertained too !!
Wow your boys are so wild.. Too funny.. I am off to read your post..
Frugal Vicki says
I am SO sick of hearing "mommy look!" only to turn around and seeing his little trouser garden snake hanging over the top of his undies. ugh
Much More Than Mommy says
Okay. Boys are WAY more entertaining. Of course, if I'm still blogging in about 10 years, I'm sure my girls as teens will give me some fun stuff. 😉
The Wifey says
Love the one about TOES! I had to pull Sophie off of my mother's foot yesterday! She's always seeking out feet.
LOL I've said some of those same things to my son.
Boys are so silly…big and little! I guess this is what I have to look forward to!
I read your post and couldn't comment over at seven clown circus…heading back,I love prizes!
LOL @ All the things you say to the boys! I remember those days.
LMAO!!! too funny.. ice cream cone? really haha!! going to read your guest post
Just Breathe says
Those are so funny!
Alexis AKA MOM says
OMGosh an ice cream cone? Ok I'm still laughing … lol
Oh the things we have to say as mothers! And I just love that little boys think they can pee anywhere…my oldest peed on someone's tire in a parking garage once.
Working Mommy says
wait…no pee off the deck?? what kind of mother ARE you?! haha!!
All I say lately is: "SHARE! SHARE! You have to SHARE! Please SHARE! If you don't SHARE it will go bye-bye! Ryan, what's your favourite word? SHARE!"
Lana@The Kids Did WHAT?! says
This is great! I did a post similar to this quite a while ago. I compiled a list after I wondered what the downstairs neighbour was thinking when he heard me YELL to my daughter, "Don't lick your brother's butt!!"
I can soo relate to "that's not your pointer finger"! Ahh, kids! 😛