Hubs has claimed that our gym is like “The People of Walmart.” Okay, okay- it suits our purposes, but it’s never going to be featured as one of the most fabulous gyms around.
I really thought about taking pics for this post but I
couldn’t figure out how to be discreet about it didn’t want to gross you out thought that would be rude.
Still, he’s so right- here are some things that I’ve witnessed that are big Gym Don’ts:
*Don’t workout in your jeans. Jeans don’t breathe. I try to be sensitive about things that cost money, but you can go to Walmart and buy yourself a pair of $5 sweatpants or shorts.
*Don’t wear bootyshorts. This is particuarly true if you are a man. A man who likes to lean over the elliptical, pushing your booty even further up in the air. None of us wants to see that. And even if you are a woman who is in fabulous shape, well, bootyshorts might be okay, even if it will make other women hate you. Just make sure that no one can see anything that they shouldn’t.
*Don’t use the treadmill in your flip flops or dress shoes.
*Don’t wear spandex. Just don’t. And neon spandex is a double no.
*Don’t forget that the girls need support. Even if your girls aren’t very big, they are still going to be bouncing around. And can be seen through your tank top. And if they are big? Well, they shouldn’t be peaking out the bottom of your shirt. Say it with me: sports bra.