Things I Can't Say
Tips and Tales from an Introverted Mom
December 22, 2009 by: Shell
December 22, 2009 at 9:02 am
I missed eye candy from last week. Shoot, I think I'll go check that out.
There is a reason I don't join mom groups. It might be because I'm wildly insecure but it could also be b/c my son never has pants on either.
Midday Escapades says
December 22, 2009 at 9:33 am
Oh, did someone say eye candy? I'm with Bear on this one, except I would be saying: "Me big clothes too little" while running around naked. But seriously, who needs an excuse to be naked. :0)
December 22, 2009 at 9:38 am
I wish Christmas was next week. I need more time! My son loves to be naked, too. WTH is he thinking?!? It's cold!
Heather @ Two Little Monkeys says
December 22, 2009 at 9:40 am
I was invited to join a mom's group, no thank you. Don't want the drama. Hope you have a great Christmas 🙂
December 22, 2009 at 10:05 am
Thank you for baking so I dont' have to!
LOL at the tiara. Too damn funny.
Hair Bows & Guitar Picks says
December 22, 2009 at 10:24 am
I loved Russell…He should have won! But let's not get me started on that one!
December 22, 2009 at 10:28 am
naked little people running loose…our child has yet to discover this trend. YEAH!
December 22, 2009 at 10:44 am
I'm constantly saying "I too big…all my clothes too little"….it doesn't go over well in my house either….
Junior high drama…insert eyeroll here…seriously! Isn't life too short for that shiz?
Manic Mommy Meg says
December 22, 2009 at 10:54 am
Hilarious Post Its today! And BELK Santa is soo hawt! If you get tired of him, you'll send him my direction right? 🙂 I'm not quite ready for Christmas yet either….
December 22, 2009 at 10:55 am
My kids ADORE the chipmunks christmas song! It drives me CRAZY!!
Working Mommy says
December 22, 2009 at 10:57 am
LOL! I'm glad that Christmas isn't next week…I need a vacay NOW! LOL!
Sarah and the Gentlemen says
December 22, 2009 at 11:14 am
Less clothes means less laundry, right?
Thanks for taking care of the Santa cookies. That's a load off my mind.
December 22, 2009 at 11:15 am
* moms group
do not repeat history
love the tiara
December 22, 2009 at 11:32 am
The chipmunk song really is awful… I can't help but cringe every time I hear it! And I think it is hilarious that your kid is running around refusing to put on pants. Never fails to crack me up. No pun intended… and not in a creepy way!
December 22, 2009 at 11:41 am
Secret Mom Thoughts says
December 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
I totally agree Russell was the best survivor ever too. I'm following you now.
The Princess of Sarcasm says
December 22, 2009 at 11:44 am
I agree with you about Russell!!!! I made him a postie on mine too!!!!
Tiara? UR not talking about me are you? Cuz I do need my highlights redone….
Saw the Belk commercial last night and thought of you….I also thought some dURTy thoughts about that Santa. 😉
ann ominous says
December 22, 2009 at 11:45 am
Southern Sage says
December 22, 2009 at 11:51 am
LOLI went to see the Santa, send Mrs Clause my way,the Belk Santa ain't quite my type!
LOL @ Queen Bee mom and dye job.
December 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
The Belk Santa is taking up residence in my house right now. I'm not sure I'm going to share. Sorry.
December 22, 2009 at 1:35 pm
LOL great post once again! I agree with Midday Escapades…Me big, ALL clothes to little! And the maternity ones are too big!
The Mommyologist says
December 22, 2009 at 1:36 pm
You gotta love a naked kid running around the house! LOVED the one about the lady in the Michael's parking lot. LOL! And don't even get me started on how mean moms can be to each other. I plan on writing a post about it in the future…I was just telling a friend the other day how ridiculous it is. I totally understand the whole "frenemy" thing after becoming a mother.
December 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
You are too funny!!!! I love the ones about Bear running around naked. Kids are cute that way aren't they? Especially when they sing really high-pitched christmas songs. 😀
Have an Extraordinary Day!
Corrie Howe says
December 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Your comments are on spot…the little monkey without pants…the cookies….the Chipmunk Christmas song…
December 22, 2009 at 2:51 pm
How I wish Christmas was next week!! But then again there's a lot to be said about just getting it all over with, kwim?
The drama of mom's groups sucks. Can you believe there was a falling out between 2 moms in our group and one of them bumped into the other one at Target the other day? Both their kids ran to each other and hugged, so you'd think the moms would just grow up and put their differences aside for the sake of their children's friendship with one another, right? Nope…the one mom who started all the drama pulled her child away and said, "Remember, we're not talking to them anymore. Let's finish shopping so we don't have to see them anymore". WTF?
Eternal Lizdom says
December 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I soooooo agree on the Survivor thing. I WAS TICKED! I didn't like him at all in the beginning. But by the end, it was obvious that he was the ultimate puppet master for the entire game. I think the jury was too full of egos who were to ashamed to have been totally outplayed by him…
December 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Belk Santa is sooooooooo Hot! How did I miss that last week? I think I was lazy and skipped most ppl. srry! I love the chipmunks! but yeah after awhile they can get annoying.
December 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I give my wife the same reason for running around naked.
Please don't tell her it's not a good excuse?
Merry Christmas an all that.
Confessions From A Working Mom says
December 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
LOOOOOVE the post-its on the mommy drama… honestly, sometimes I feel like I'm back in high school (no, scratch that, middle school!)
December 22, 2009 at 4:51 pm
These are great!
I am completely with you on the chipmunks song. The MiL tried to introduce my daughter to that song during the day. Noooo. She's too young for that horror.
December 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I'm so glad I'm back today- this post was a riot! That steamin' Belk's ad… hmmm, I'd better play it safe and say, "no comment"
I am happy to be your newest follower 🙂
December 22, 2009 at 7:23 pm
so funny!!! Drama in Mamma groups!! That's why I am my kids playmates!!LOLI'll be playing next week!
December 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I'm totally going to run around the apartment naked telling my wife "I little and all my clothes too big" yessss this will be HI-larious!
December 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm
can you believe Russell got the shaft!? we felt so bad for him!
May the joy of the Holiday Season make your Christmas bright
December 23, 2009 at 12:03 am
I love your post-its! You are soooooo funny! Why is it little boys don't like to wear pants?
Mom groups suck btw! Just sayin'
December 23, 2009 at 8:21 am
you make me smile!
December 23, 2009 at 1:07 pm
My sister has that damn chipmunks song as her ringback tone so I have to hear it every time I call her, which is about 1000 times a day. Just to annoy her I put the Dogs Barking Jingle Bell song on mine!
Merry Christmas next week! 😉
December 23, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Big boys and little boys all want to let it hang out.
Merry Christmas, my friend!
December 23, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Why do kids love the most annoying songs on earth??? That Belk Santa is pretty tasty!
Semi-Slacker Mom says
December 24, 2009 at 9:52 am
The Belk Santa commercial has got to be my all time favorite Christmas commercial EVEH!!! Yum-o.