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Stick ‘Em Up!

It’s that time again! Go see all the fun post-its over at Supah’s blog.





*I know there’s an “i” in “drinks”…too lazy to go back and fix it




*except for Cirie and possibly Sugar. But, the rest? Yuck. And don’t bring up Stephanie. I think she is a man.

Comments

  1. I'm totally sucking at my resolutions, Shell, so feel better. OH wait, I didn't make any! LOL.

    Happy Post It Note Tuesday! Thanks for sharing yours; here’s mine: http://ow.ly/VzL5

  2. haha! i love tuesdays! i didn't even really make resolutions this year! i figure–set the bar low and then i won't depress myself when i fail!

  5. I had to put a post it on my bathroom mirror so I wouldn't forget my pants too! Hubs was constantly saying "Where are your pants?"

    I hate it when he naggs

  6. I somehow missed the announcement of the teams for Survivor! Gasp!

    In our house, it's my daughter who is constantly asking if she can take her pants off. It cracks me up!

  7. I can't even remember who some of those girls are! I loved Cirie. I hope she goes far. I can't wait for the season to start!!! This one's gonna be good. 🙂

  9. Don't worry, my resolution isn't going so well either.

    My son is 4. If he eats as much at 14 as he does now, we're in trouble! Where the heck do they put it?!?

  10. Great post-its! How do you make those? Cute AND clever.

    I so wish I had a housekeeper! One that would change diapers too.

  12. I would like a housekeeper who works for $10 a day as well…if you happen to find one – could you send him/her my way??

    ~WM

  13. My main resolution was to lose weight and its going slowly. I need to find a housekeeper that will charge so little also. Baby girl destroys the house.

  17. hey I am gonna lock my food up too but simply because I have a sleepwalking bipolar teen who will suck up a fridge full of food in 2.5 nanoseconds on a bad day..

  18. Thanks for the laughs- I love reading your post it note Tuesdays, especially on days like today- right before work 🙂

  19. I couldn't make resolutions because I'm always a fail there. I applaud you for even trying. 🙂

    You crack me up with your $10 a week cleaning offer!

  20. I wish I could hire Alice from the Brady Bunch! It's 30 degrees outside & my little ones won't wear clothes either!

  22. Boo Boo loves to be "naked for a little bit" every day at least twice a day. I have not been to the gym in a week thanks to 'the crud'. I feel ya.

  23. I am not doing so well on my New Year's Resolutions either. I only made it two days without breaking down and having my wine! And I had another encounter with a motherbitch today at preschool. She blatantly told me, "I've been here a lot longer than you." ????

  24. I hate to admit it, but my resolutions are moving might slow lately.
    The pants issue will eventually go away, but not completely,lol.

    I am getting ready to spend three day weekend listening and dealing with "hockey motherbitches". Is there worse kind?

  25. Why is it that husbands think they need a thank you after doing every little thing? I do 2 or 3 loads of dishes a day and I dont see him thanking me ever!

  31. I'm pretty sure that I'm the only housekeeper who cleans after three boys for $10 a week. And it's a full time job.

  33. I'd go around pantsless too if I could get away with it. And resolutions..what resolutions?..I don't make them. There's always things I'd like to do or change, but don't make resolutions to do them.

  34. Hey, I knew I'd suck so bad at my new year's resolutions, I just didn't make any. I was going to go with the standard… I WILL WORK OUT. Naw, forget it… I'll just get pregnant.

  38. My 4 year old eats an insane amount of food! (so does my 11 month old daughter- it's frightening!) Great blog, following you and visiting from SITS 🙂

  39. Love them ALL!

    And we, too, lock our fridge. Isabella has been found with a variety of snacks that she took upon herself to get!

    Totally get the Survivor thing–I can never stand the girls! Ugh!!

    xoxo

  40. Yep, definite boy tendency to run around naked.
    My 2 do it too and its only 67 degrees in this darn house!
    My resolutions can suckit! So, don't feel too bad.

  41. Do we live in the same house? My preschoolers nosh and nosh and nosh on. And pants? We don't need no stinking pants! Is their motto. P.S. In my neck of the woods, it's been 8 degrees. Good times.

  43. I'm looking forward to that new Survivor. But yes, I imagine I'll be irritated throughout most of it..

  44. OMG! The husband one! In three years my honey has done dishes twice, washed and dried but not folded 3 loads of laundry and he also thinks I should recognize this. Hahahahaha!

  45. Okay are you sure that you didn't steal those thoughts from my own head? As a mom of 3 young boys myself I relate to all of those notes, lol! What is it about boys and destroying every living thing they get near? I had a cow the other day because my husband broke something and I yelled "can't I go one day without someone breaking something!"

    P.S. If you do find that housekeeper- give her my number!

  46. So…are you going to be in Survivor?? I am going to kick some butt in that competition. Hope I get someone good…or evil…(good as in a competitor)!

  48. I so agree with the survivor post-it! I like Cirie and Sugar but Stephanie and the rest? BOO!

    My lil nephew likes to be naked too.

  49. My 3 boys run around naked ALL. THE. TIME. Worse, they try to grab each other's peckers. Nothing but good times around here, as well!

    My husband acts like he deserves a medal too when he loads the dishwasher.

  50. I love your post-it posts. They make me smile and laugh, and I am a big fan of doing both. Will have to participate in this sometime. 🙂

  51. ha ha – did you READ my post its today?!!
    LMAO
    my new years resolutions can suck it!!! 😉
    I GOTTA do better!!!
    sheeeeeeesh

    I wanna run around naked all the time too – but I better not if I don't get my ASS back in the gym! ha ha

  53. ugh, i am with you on the preschoolers-who-eat-like-teenagers post it. seriously, i'm beginning to wonder if they all have freaking tapeworms. i keep telling them they will have to panhandle or get legit jobs to chip in some for the expense of feeding them.

    and i, too, am constantly asking, "where are your pants? aren't you cold, you don't have any clothes on? NO, you may *not* sit for snack without unders on. go get some unders."

    oy.

  54. BTW, if you find that maid, let me know – I'm getting desperate over here! My husband has been doing some DIY improvement in the garage, and everything in my garage is covered in at least an inch of sawdust. It's awful.

  55. Great Post-It's girl! I'm so far sticking my resolutions (for the most part) I'm starting to slack on them so I need to get mah ass in gear again!

  56. "Shocked you even now how to operate it" is my kind of lady! My five yo is my biggest eater. Or was until my 12 yo started her growth spurt this week- all of a sudden I've had to grocery shop EVERY OTHER DAY- argh.

  57. Jonathan comes in the house and immediately sheds his pants. Sometimes he might actually make it up to his room and change into PJs instead.

    I've declared in my mind (I haven't declared out loud yet) this weekend is a major house cleaning and EVERYONE is participating. Not just picking things up (although that would be nice), but wiping down walls, dusting floor boards, sweeping and mopping in corners…

    I'm thinking about having a reward at the end of the day to make the first part of the day go easier.

  59. I don't even make resolutions! Oh, and when you find the maid willing to work for next to nothing, send her my way when you're through, K?

  62. I love the word motherbitches…please explain its definition so that I may use it correctly in everyday conversation…