Instead of attempting to come up with something witty or funny for you today, I’m taking the slacker way out and sharing some funny things that my kids have uttered this week.
Monkey to me, while Cub was crying: “Maybe he needs some baby crack.” (note: baby crack is those gerber yogurt melt things)
I tried to look a little more put together this week and had on a green t-shirt dress. Still comfy, but a little better than jeans and a t-shirt. Monkey takes one look at me and says: “Mommy, why are you dressed like a leprechaun?”
After explaining to Bear about recycling as he was helping me carrying empty milk jugs out to our recycle container(my simple explanation was that we take things we don’t need any more, put them in the container, and new things are made out of them), Bear said, “I wanna recycle Monkey.”
Monkey, to my mil, who is on the plump side: “Grandma, why are you so fat?” OMG, NO, I have never said anything like that about her around him. Actually, I’ve never said it, ever. I’m not stupid. I might have thought it, but never said it.
Asking Bear what he thinks about living on the beach, “It’s the biggest ocean I ever see.”
Gotta love what kids come up with!
Anyone have some gems of their own to share?