Here are my crimes:
*Reading all the super-nice comments from yesterday about what I wonderful teacher I was when really, I was so strict that a lot of my students probably didn’t like me very much. I might have made a difference in some of my students’ lives, but I was far from perfect.
*Letting my roots get scary and then mocking the girl at the salon who asked “What do you want done to them?” when I called for an appointment to have my roots done.
*Recording two shows at once on the dvr that Hubs had no interest in watching, so that he had to go into the bedroom to watch tv instead of being able to watch on the “big tv.” And then laughing at him when he threw the remote in disgust.
*Watching too much tv. Fall shows are back!
*Falling asleep at an hour that allows me to wake up feeling rested, but makes me feel like a preschooler when I tell someone just how early that is.
*Skipping the gym this week. Even though I just started going last week.
*Not paying the crazy amount for express shipping for my brother’s wedding present, even though that means that it might not get there until they are on their honeymoon, instead of before the wedding.
*Getting annoyed with my oldest’s kindergarten teacher. Especially because I tend to get up on my former-teacher soapbox and talk about how teachers deserve a chance and that we should cut them some slack. I’m still annoyed.
*Not writing the next part of my steamy story from my crazy early twenties. Oh, and not really thinking that it was that steamy until after reading your comments.
*Not feeling the slightest bit guilty about leaving my kids with my husband for the entire weekend so that I can go to Type A Mom.
*Not actually being a Type A Mom, but going to the conference anyway. Thinking the jeans and yoga pants I packed will probably give me away.
*Hoping that mil can’t help Hubs out with the kids during my weekend away so that he can see what it’s like to be me.
Completely guilty. Thinking I should be punished. Maybe there’s a mom-prison somewhere. On a tropical island. With lots of naps. And drinks. And no laundry to do. And wi-fi.
Oh yes, send me there.
What have you done? Tell me why you deserve to go to that
island escape mom-prison with me.
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