My boys have Christmas wish lists longer than they are tall.
It seems they want everything that they see in a store or on tv.
While Santa usually does a great job at bringing them enough toys to make my boys happy while still leaving us room to walk through our house, there are a few toys that Santa needs to know are NOT WELCOME in our home.
In case you have missed this infomercial, these are slippers that do things when kids walk in them. Like the mouth opens on the alligator, ears pop up on a bunny, etc. But, my boys don’t even like to wear shoes, let alone slippers. I could see them wearing these for a few minutes and literally STOMPING around my house, getting them to work. Then, the Stompeez would end up in their toy room, just adding to the clutter. All for the low price of $20. No thanks.
2. Doggie Doo
This thing makes “gassy noises” aka farts until poop plops out of its butt. Playdoh poop, but still. And the winner is the one who cleans up after the dog three time. Seriously? Playing with dog poop is fun? My boys already think farts and poop are hilarious. I’m trying to discourage it, not encourage it.
3. Flush! Game
Just in case your kids need more encouragement to beat the snot out of each other. Mine certainly don’t.
What is on your list of most undesirable toys this year?