When you leave your husband with your kids for five days, you might get some pretty funny text messages while you are gone.
By the way, there is not enough alcohol in our house. No, no, honey, there never is.
Chuck E Cheese is CrAzY. Need alcohol. Actually, I think they serve beer… Which prompted this response:
If you order beer at Chuck E Cheese, they always card you. So they can take down your info and report you to DSS. It’s a trap! It probably is. That’s why I refuse to go to Chuck E Hell.
Is there such a thing as alcohol delivery service? There should be. Genius. A subscription to this service would be a perfect baby shower gift. Or Mother’s Day.
I think maybe I need to go away more often.
It’s nice when Hubs realizes just how hard this parenting thing is.